Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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