after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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