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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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