too bad you live with your parents still
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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