Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
As shirtless as possible
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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