Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This is classic penis vs brain.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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