My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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