don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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