Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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