Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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