Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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