Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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