I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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