I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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