get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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