Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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