i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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