i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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