he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
