protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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