I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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