can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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