i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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