she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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