gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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