Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
