I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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