What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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