whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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