You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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