This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm getting married
To pizza
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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