I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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