entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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