There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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