"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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