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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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