Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
