he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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