ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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