you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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