I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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