I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
