The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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