so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Fuck appropriateness.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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