Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
