Already got asked if we're dating
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize