check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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