is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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