I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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