STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He passed out mid-signature
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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