cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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