i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
