So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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