he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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