party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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